Because I hate writing synopses! It's one of the things I really DON'T miss about school. But why, you might ask, am I writing a synopsis? Because there are several agents who want to see the whole plot of my book one to three pages, rather than the entire 260. Understandable. And I dearly want to oblige them. After all, they already have a ton of authors sending stuff to them every day, so they don't have time to read through every book.
But still...I'd rather be playing video games, or writing my sequel, or a short story....or getting my teeth pulled.
Anyone want to write a synopsis for me?