So cringe if you must, but if you enjoy great flavor try this recipe:
1 slice (approximately 1/8" thick) of SPAM—MUST BE SPAM! EXCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES!!
1 egg, scrambled
1 slice cheddar cheese
1 english muffin, toasted
Salt and Pepper Egg to taste (though you won't need much salt because the SPAM has plenty)
Throw the SPAM on a skillet. Get a light sear on both sides (slightly brown and warm to the touch since SPAM is pre-cooked).
Scramble the egg is SPAM runnings. If there's not enough, add a thin slice of butter. When the egg is almost done cooking, scoop it together to make sure it remains in a smallish circle shape.
On the english muffin, stack eggs, then SPAM, then cheese, then top of the muffin.
And enjoy your freaking heart out!!!